15 things you do that make you an iPhone whore

seb481

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If you're a member of this forum, it means you're probably really into your iPhone, having spent hours looking for apps, or customizing your springboard and stuff.

So, do you think you are an iPhone whore?

Well, I know I am! I never miss an opportunity to use my iPhone and talk about it. I don't brag about it! No, I simply tell people what a great device it is.

The 15 things you do that make you an iPhone whore:

1. You're a member of an iPhone forum
2. You posted more than 500 posts in this forum
3. You jailbreaked your iPhone
4. You know what BSD Subsystem is
5. You say the word "iPhone" more than 20 times a day
6. You're googling "porn for iPhone"
7. You're getting wet just thinking about July 11th
8. You think the iPhone could save lives if used properly
9. You have a nickname for your iPhone (mine is iPhoney)
10. Your gf is not allowed to use your iPhone
11. You don't talk to people who own a BlackBerry
12. The Verizon Voyager's ad makes you laugh
13. You look at Helio's owners with pity
14. You feel like your penis got bigger since you got your iPhone
15. You would buy an iPhone even if it was $1000

Anything to add to this list?
 

RyanP

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That's hilarious--it wasn't until the past two months that I would let my gf play with the iPhone (even though I've had it almost a year). Good list.
 

psylichon

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16. When people ask you what's new, you find yourself discussing the latest jailbreak apps or 3G info. Even when the person who asked doesn't own nor wish to own an iPhone
 

psylichon

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9. Tiffany... Tiffany the iPhone (pronounced IF-ah-nee)
 

kneshoba

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9. Kneshoba the iPhone

17. You tuck you iPhone in at night.

At least I do......
 
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Hayesimus

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You have studied the book of Revelations in the bible and have found scriptures that indicate the iPhone will be our salvation...
 
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-You take a shower/ or a bath with your iPhone lol! : ouch!:
-Your avatar has an iPhone in it!
-You get in a bar fight cause you over hear someone saying that the Samsung instinct is going to own the iPhone
-You have not only a case for each day of the week, but for each "mood"

I came up with these by myself!
 

seb481

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you start talking about having children with your iPhone.
Haha
 
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-You made all your blackberry friends switch to the iPhone, and if they didn't you spammed their email with Apple/iPhone news lol!
-You made you whole family convert to the iPhone regardless if they could afford it or not.
-Your on myspace top 10 friends list of that one dude who unlocked the iPhone and was like only 14 or 15 years old!
-You walk into an At&t store and smash all their other handsets displays leading up to the iPhones