1. I was about 7 years, out at the movies with my dad. After the movie, we go to use the restroom. He's at the urinal, I hit a john (for obvious reasons). After a lengthy, noisy expulsion of gas and matter, I make light of the situation (thinking he and I were the only ones in the room) with a loud "mmmmm! yummy!"
Gross right? Woulda been funny to my dad. Had he been there.
By the time I got out, he was gone and there were two other gentlemen with wrinkled noses shaking their heads while they pissed. Very embarrassing.
6. I would do everything within my power not to change who I am, because that's the biggest danger of something like that. I would be a happy and blessed man to live out my life under the exact same conditions I live under today. So...
I would make sure my friends and family are comfortable.
I would invest a large part of it.
I would donate an appropriate portion of it to charity.
Then I'd work for free only with clients and projects that I really enjoy and feel strongly about, hooking people up where I could and trying to share the wealth.
Cause if you can't set yourself up for life with 1 mil, you're a retard who doesn't deserve it.