5 Things That Would Give You The Motivation To Go On During a 25-year Prison Sentence

Rafagon

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iPhone 4S*
A copy of The Eagles' "Hotel California" album
A copy of Jack Johnson's discography
A top-of-the-line iMac*
25 years' Supply of Xanax

*This prison has Wi-Fi. Don't ask, just go with it.
 

Jmbaker429

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A copy of scarface

A sex doll, the expensive one

An iPad

An ounce of poison

The bible
is this like corrupted genie thread? If so your copy of scare face is scratched, the sex doll is a male, the iPad died due to no charger, the poison is human safe. Sorry couldn't resist ;)
 

Bennyboy

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That leaves me the bible. Great.
It might take me 25 years to read it anyway.
 

TarekElsakka

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A prison-gym, an Xbox 360 or Playstation 3 with every game that came out and will come out, a high-specs computer with internet connection, and finally a BlackBerry with BIS activated.
 

Bennyboy

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is this like corrupted genie thread? If so your copy of scare face is scratched, the sex doll is a male, the iPad died due to no charger, the poison is human safe. Sorry couldn't resist ;)
We have that one too, let me find it.
 

Europa

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A Mac Pro, a bookshelf stocked with plenty of Sagan, Hitchens, Dawkins and one particular book by Dumas, a subscription for annual release-day iPhones, conjugal visits, and a friend in the cell next to me that I could pass notes to.
 

Kadelic

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Yes, I think I know what you mean ;)

I would like to have my iPhone, my Mac, unlimited credit to the iTunes/iBooks/App store, and beer. As for the fifth thing, well let's just say I'm pleading the fifth ;)


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