A Couple of Funny Things

Jun 19, 2007
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I found these at my brother's work, so I thought I'd share them. If you've seen them already...

Tough. :laugh2:

The heaviest element known to science is managerium. The element has
no protons or electrons but has a nucleus composed of one neutron, two
vice-neutrons, five assistant vice-neutrons, 25 pro vice-neutrons and
125 assistant pro vice-neutrons all going round in circles. Managerium
has a half-life of three years at which time it does not decay but
institutes a series of reviews leading to reorganization. Its
molecules are held together by means of the exchange of tiny particles
known as morons.
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Recently we have received credible intelligence that there have been seven terrorist working in your office.

Six of the seven have been apprehended; Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Bin Lunchin, Bin Drinking and Bin Ass-Kissin have all been taken into custody.

At this time, no one fitting the description of the seventh cell member, Bin Workin, has been found anywhere near your office.

We are confident that anyone who looks like he's Bin Workin will be very easy to spot.

You are OBVIOUSLY not a suspect at this time.