Our phone is so advanced I hacked into NASA's computers to find out the correct date.
Nah but really all i want is Copy/Paste function, and Mass email deletion and sub folders, and a finder menu to store files, and GPS, and 3G, and TV functionality, and an air conditioning unit so I can keep cool, and a microwave for when I get hungry. We should get that in the version 1.0.2 update. Info directly from NASA by way of Area 51
Well I have this on excellent authority so take it to the bank!
I get my hair cut by this guy who cuts the hair of this lady who happens to have a nanny that occasionally babysits for the brother-in-law of a janitor who's sister works in the deli that catered a lunch for the programmars and she heard August 29th!
Makes sense if you think about it...2 months after release date. The number 29 again. Really weird.
I delivered a pizza to Steve's house yesterday (double peperoni with shrooms) and I saw him using a iPhone with all kinds of cool stuff on it. It must have been the 126.96.36.199 software version. It had cut and paste and all kinds of high end businesss features like that.
He also loaned me $40k and made a pass at me... in that order.
I need therapy now.
Seriously, I (The Swami) predicted the first update and missed by one day.
I predict that the next release will be AUG 31 2007 12:01 am. Mark my words... bow down you lower life forms.