Apple Earnings Report for Q3 2015 will stupefy you

Rafagon

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The company reported Q3 2015 Earnings of $10.7B on $49.6B Revenue: 47.5M iPhones, 10.9M iPads, 4.8M Macs.

Assuming 91 days in Apple's fiscal quarter, then during Q3 2015, Apple earned $117,582,417 and change each day during Q3 2015. Rounding off any remaining change, this translates to
  • $4,899,267 per hour or
  • $81,654 per minute or
  • $1360 per second
And if you're wondering about their stash, it is worth $202.8 billion in cash and marketable securities.
 
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Stupefy? Stupefy?!

Hardly. We all know how huge Apple is and what kind of liquid assets they have. I suppose if you've been living under a rock you might not have any idea, but still...

Stupefy?!

Save the hyperbole for the analysts.
 

Europa

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Wait, the biggest tech corporation in the world with the largest market cap makes billions of dollars?! No way... :D
 

Kadelic

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If no one else is going to do it... :D

I find myself stupefied, coming back again...

Now THIS is getting properly stupefied, despite the improper spelling.
 

ivantwilliams

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I was listening to BBC radio on the way home yesterday, and they spoke about Apple.
Seriously, a 38% profit is simply staggering. Love them, or hate them, it is still staggering. Can you imaging what it will be like come the release of their next iPhone? Yeah, mind blown!