Bad iPhone Jokes

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Okay, I'll start off, though I'm not generally known for my sense of humor:

What is the worst-sounding cell phone ever made?




















The iPhone KennyG
 
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What is the worst-sounding cell phone ever made?





iPhone 3G-Unit :p



actually didn't mind the Ga-Ga-Ga-Ga-Ga-Ga-G-Unit! all that much back in day
 

Saverino

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Can I see your iPhone? (Someone says that to you)

And then you say...

Its called an iPhone...not a uPhone
 

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Haha. I said this to all my friends who wanted to see it, but they still got to see it anyways lol. Im too nice :p
 

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You are locked in a room with Hitler, Stalin, Kenny G and a gun with two bullets in it... what do you do?




















put em both in Kenny G... just to be sure.
 

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Haha. You can knock them over with your pinky! :p

Its like, Excuse me!? *flick*
Haha :)
 

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#12
oh, iPhone jokes... the worst ones are the jokes that are years old, but since they're adapted for the iPhone they're suddenly funny again...

such as:

"Is that an iPhone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

or

"iPwned"