Brand new iPhone features revealed one week prior to launch!

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WTEngel

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Here is the source. It is from "The Onion", a HIGHLY reputable source, if you didn't know already, LOL. Copied material below...

Apple's New iPhone


Apple is set to release the much-hyped iPhone Friday, June 29. Here are some of its most highly anticipated features:

-Nanotechnology enables it to reassemble itself when thrown against wall

-Exclusive link to Google Street View so you can watch yourself on your iPhone at all times

-Takes Polaroids

-When moved from hand to ear, makes Lightsaber sound effects

-Prominent Apple logo

-Reproduces through asexual budding

-Has way, way more PRAM than the last thingy

-Comes with an iPhone hat, so people know you own an iPhone during the brief periods you're not using it
 
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ahactor

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Try not getting called back after the interview at Staples.

Think i got you there lol
HA! I sympathize with you. Staples is evil when it comes to hiring.
Well, how about having no money beforehand and then working part time at Staples, and having corporate cut back everyone's hours a week before the launch when I was gonna work the most to get iPhone money?
 

Lazarus

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Hey misery loves company hehe so I guess you have been saving up to get it for awhile huh? Well if I'm unable to get it on Friday it's my own stupidity because I had the cash (I buy a new cel as soon as a better one than mine comes out)but when I saw it didn't have Bluetooth Stereo or Video Call I jumped on the SE w850i ($420)+accessories another ($130) and I have had it for about a month and am pretty happy with it but would still love to have both lol Well wish me luck
 

ahactor

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Hey misery loves company hehe so I guess you have been saving up to get it for awhile huh? Well if I'm unable to get it on Friday it's my own stupidity because I had the cash (I buy a new cel as soon as a better one than mine comes out)but when I saw it didn't have Bluetooth Stereo or Video Call I jumped on the SE w850i ($420)+accessories another ($130) and I have had it for about a month and am pretty happy with it but would still love to have both lol Well wish me luck
I have been, for months, but after Grad parties (I went to so many! and I gave everyone money, it is terrible to come just for the food, and not give them anything!) and a very large personal investment, I will come out with probably only $200 at the end of the month, if I'm lucky. It will probably take me the rest of July, and maybe even August (when I can't work too much because of soccer) to get back to $600+ for my beautiful iPhone. =\
 

mrmacbook

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The iPhone hat would be awesome.

I am reminded of an SNL skit where Will Ferrell wears "I'm #1" mesh trucker hats while wearing a tux.