BREAKING NEWS: absolute poker on the iPhone

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so i was just screwing around installing stuff last nite at work.. & i installed.. history downloader & went to DL something but all could think of was absolute poker as thats what i download last time to see if everything was working right .. so i head on over to absolute poker on my iPhone and i came across this: http://www.absolutepoker.com/no-download/ i,ve tryed to log in, but all i get is that little blue box u get on when your missing graphics for a website. i think i need something java installed... but i have no idea what java is or what it does, but anyways which java app do i have to install to get this to work ?

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.............go sell that crap somewhere else. You aint fooling anybody...
why are ppl such f**king idiots ? wtf i'm i trying to sell ? did u even read it? .. why are u posting in here.. your no help, beat it . go find a friend
 

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oj don't think it was intended as spam he would of added a referral code. I signed up I love poker only thing is once flash comes to iPhone then this will work, so much for breaking news
 
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why are ppl such f**king idiots ? wtf i'm i trying to sell ? did u even read it? .. why are u posting in here.. your no help, beat it . go find a friend

He did find a friend.. ME... any other requests...? I went there and I read it.. and it sounds like spam to me too... sorry.. :) OR you were just posting something off their website cause you kept referring to OUR stuff... that's why it looks like spam :)

But do have a great day!
:)
 

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why are ppl such f**king idiots ? wtf i'm i trying to sell ? did u even read it? .. why are u posting in here.. your no help, beat it . go find a friend

look, buddy, there's no need to toss that entire app's ad up there. You don't know what Java is? look it up. No reason to sell this crap.
 

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Okay people, calm down. It appears to me that the stuff Franky linked to is spam, and I am going to ask him to remove it, however I don't think he knew exactly what he was posting, so stop ragging on him.

- John
 
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oj don't think it was intended as spam he would of added a referral code. I signed up I love poker only thing is once flash comes to iPhone then this will work, so much for breaking news
thanks tony
 

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oj I say you get the knife and gloves and go after franky. Even though I don't think its spam he is just a whinner
 

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oj don't think it was intended as spam he would of added a referral code. I signed up I love poker only thing is once flash comes to iPhone then this will work, so much for breaking news
exactly. Nothing "breaking" about it. His retarded way of posting a question about java and flash led me to believe it was spam. I shouldn't be picking on RETARDS. sorry.
 
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oj I say you get the knife and gloves and go after franky. Even though I don't think its spam he is just a whinner
no i really thought we had real poker for real money. it just pisses me off when ppl make stuped replys that are no help to the topic.. i have no patiece for thoses ppl ... come for me with your knife & gloves :p
 
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exactly. Nothing "breaking" about it. His retarded way of posting a question about java and flash led me to believe it was spam. I shouldn't be picking on RETARDS. sorry.

sorry i don't spend all my time with my cpu & pocket protector...
 

OJsakila

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no i really thought we had real poker for real money. it just pisses me off when ppl make stuped replys that are no help to the topic.. i have no patiece for thoses ppl ... come for me with your knife & gloves :p

Funny how your name is Fingerz and yet I've got you all wrapped up around mine!
 
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Funny how your name is Fingerz and yet I've got you all wrapped up around mine!
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please if u were anywere near me. i chop that finger & make u eat it !
18 posts and only 1 useful. what a waste of space
 

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Sort of digging this post up its old and outdated but couldnt help to ask?

Absolute poker is a no download running off java.

I downloaded java from cydia and followed the instructions off another site but still can't get absolute to load. Anyone think this is actually possible.

Ive played before for real money online but i use VNC which i don't like doing an actual browser online game would be soo much better.


thanks for the help