Chuck Norris

moze

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Do you guys think Chuck Norris has an iPhone? are there any chuck apps? someone should look into this...a lot of potential here!
 

tzhourdeka

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my iPhone background is Chuck Norris.
 

voldak

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Funny you should mention Chuck Norris....I actually live in the hometown of Chuck Norris. He is on our water tower, they have a small museum for him here, etc...
 

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I wouldn't be surprised if Chuck had an iPhone.
 

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When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.


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I bet if Chuck Norris does have an iPhone he roundhouse kicked it and un-locked his and everyone's iPhone in Texas!
 

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I bet if Chuck Norris does have an iPhone he roundhouse kicked it and un-locked his and everyone's iPhone in Texas!
he does, and he did.

to this day i cannot get service from Apple...
 

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When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.
Chuck Norris is the actual inventor of KFC's secret recipe. While KFC only mentions eleven ingredients, no one talks about the twelfth ingredient; fear.
 

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Chuck Norris was once put on the wrapper for a toilet paper company, the company field tested it and it didn't work because Chuck Norris doesn't take crap from nobody.
 

iamtko

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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad the man has never cried
 

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JFK didn't actually get assassinated. Chuck Norris flew back in time and caught all the bullets in his beard. JFK's head blew up in shear amazement.
 

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What's underneath Chuck Norris' beard?

Another fist.
 

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Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime
 

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Chuck Norris pissed in a flower pot and Boy George turned into a blooming idiot...



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when chuck norris gets water on him he doesn't get wet, the water gets chuck norris'd