Chuck Norris

moze

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Do you guys think Chuck Norris has an iPhone? are there any chuck apps? someone should look into this...a lot of potential here!
 

voldak

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Funny you should mention Chuck Norris....I actually live in the hometown of Chuck Norris. He is on our water tower, they have a small museum for him here, etc...
 

Tinman

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When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.


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Mike
 

bfakhroo

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Chuck Norris was once put on the wrapper for a toilet paper company, the company field tested it and it didn't work because Chuck Norris doesn't take crap from nobody.
 

adseguy

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JFK didn't actually get assassinated. Chuck Norris flew back in time and caught all the bullets in his beard. JFK's head blew up in shear amazement.