You can try to PM Chris about it, but I can tell you that it's not a popular request. For some reason, a person with a lot of posts can wreak a lot of havoc on a vBulletin forum database if their name is changed.
There was a window of oppurtinity once, i repeat once and that moment has passed so i can no longer let you change your username, i am sorry.
Chris was taking requests to change any username during a brief window of time about a year ago.
So the answer is no.
Why do i get to make decisions you ask?
Because i am everything
i am iCafe
I am Legend, go do a search of that thread of my first come back
this is the age of aquarious
I thrive in letting others know my status
Study up on me
I am not a Legend
I am EVERYTHING
I AM ICAFE
look in your address bar for a reminder
of where you are
and what i am
Now just because you don't think he shouldn't get his name changed doesn't carry any weight since you don't have admin/mod power here. Seriously, stop trolling your only making yourself look like a tool who has nothing good to type. Also, trying to write meaningless posts in this thread is not going to get it closed since its a valid discussion and the op, is still in need of an answer. Go out, get off your butt, find a life, then a girl, and find means of getting out of your parents basement. Its not that hard but seeing as you are fat and old it may be tough, but hang in there. I find it funny how you only post to make your irrelevant and self absorbed comments known. Whats even more funny is that as you carry on, people are realizing you and oj are more similar than you'd like to give credit for.