Epic, Epic Fail at CES

patrickj

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Cell-Mate basically ummm, clips your phone to your head. Huh? I don't think WTF covers it. If you need more info on clipping huge things to your head, see HERE.

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styfle

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That cell-mate site looks fake. Its on a free host from go-daddy. What kind of company doesn't pay for their website?
 

The Apple

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LOL, at first I thought they were gy-normous bluetooth units! Percentage of chance I will get one of those........0% Percentage of chance I will clown on someone using one ........100%
 

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What about when the phone rings? It'd destroy your ear.
 

psylichon

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I just showed this to my wife on the couch behind me, laughing, but she didn't get it. She really wants one now.

Thanks, Patrick, for making my wife want to look like a dork.
 

patrickj

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I just showed this to my wife on the couch behind me, laughing, but she didn't get it. She really wants one now.

Thanks, Patrick, for making my wife want to look like a dork.
LOL, maybe figures it'll distract from having you on her arm? :laugh2:

P.S. Don't ban me for that ...
 

dturner

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How in the hell are you supposed to "slide to unlock" when you get a call?:p
 

Eragon

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I can see the radiation induced cancer lawsuits coming in droves over this!
 

psylichon

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I can see the radiation induced cancer lawsuits coming in droves over this!
On what grounds? These things make cell phones safer by removing your hand from the phone area during a call, thus reducing your exposure to radiation by an amount proportionate to the size of your hand.
 

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I remember seeing a novelty BlueTooth headset that was actually just a rubberband that you wrap around your head.
 
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Whether it's fake or not, it looks ugly and I'd never buy something like that except for my home phone. Because I'd need it while I am cooking some food and talking in the phone for instance.