This place is starting to remind me of a jungle. Please add any animals you think apply. Remember this is all in fun. 
There are:
Lions: Who think they are in charge and live to bully others.
Toucans: Who love to strut and show off their colors.
Ostriches: Who seem oblivious and lost in their own world.
Chimpanzees: Who always look for an opportunity to cry about their iPhone.
Snakes: Who like to turn your post into something other than you intended.
Squirrel Monkeys: Who are always begging for help but never give it.
Flamingos: Who pop in on occasion that create quite the stir. Usually they have the key words as part of their username to let others know their gender.
Rats: The sneaky ones who don’t register but live to lurk.
Cheetahs: Who feel as if they are gifts to the world and should be treated as such.
Elephants: Who always think they are right and don’t want to listen to other possibilities.
Hippos: Who just want to hang out and want things to go calmly.
Hyenas: Who mod their phone and then cry when Apple breaks their mod.
Impalas: Who pop in every now and then but don’t stay longer than a post or two.
Zebras: Who love to answer questions and help others. But get mad when anyone else jumps in to help.
Turtles: Who always have that puzzled look. There questions don’t make sense and they really don’t care.
Giraffes: Who are the Fanboys. The one’s who think that they are better simply because they own a certain product.
Termites: Who are too busy to search to see if their question has already been answered before.
Rhinos: Who sit back and wait for the right post to flame. They live to attach.
Toads: Who register for only one or two post which usually turns out to be spam.
Army Ants: Who post whenever possible and just love being part of something.
Butterflies: The ones who only post on the hottest topics. They usually just post to show that they are here.
There are:
Lions: Who think they are in charge and live to bully others.
Toucans: Who love to strut and show off their colors.
Ostriches: Who seem oblivious and lost in their own world.
Chimpanzees: Who always look for an opportunity to cry about their iPhone.
Snakes: Who like to turn your post into something other than you intended.
Squirrel Monkeys: Who are always begging for help but never give it.
Flamingos: Who pop in on occasion that create quite the stir. Usually they have the key words as part of their username to let others know their gender.
Rats: The sneaky ones who don’t register but live to lurk.
Cheetahs: Who feel as if they are gifts to the world and should be treated as such.
Elephants: Who always think they are right and don’t want to listen to other possibilities.
Hippos: Who just want to hang out and want things to go calmly.
Hyenas: Who mod their phone and then cry when Apple breaks their mod.
Impalas: Who pop in every now and then but don’t stay longer than a post or two.
Zebras: Who love to answer questions and help others. But get mad when anyone else jumps in to help.
Turtles: Who always have that puzzled look. There questions don’t make sense and they really don’t care.
Giraffes: Who are the Fanboys. The one’s who think that they are better simply because they own a certain product.
Termites: Who are too busy to search to see if their question has already been answered before.
Rhinos: Who sit back and wait for the right post to flame. They live to attach.
Toads: Who register for only one or two post which usually turns out to be spam.
Army Ants: Who post whenever possible and just love being part of something.
Butterflies: The ones who only post on the hottest topics. They usually just post to show that they are here.
