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Saverino

Zealot
Gold
Jun 1, 2008
4,480
92
48
Burbank
Wish granted, you have a football match on Saturday, but it's your final game ever and you can't play because you fell and broke your arm.

I wish my bed wasn't so messy.
 

smknSRT8

Zealot
Gold
Oct 13, 2007
1,325
1
38
wish granted, your work does itself but now your out of a job.

I wish Bush was gone already.
Wish granted but since you are talking politics you cannot leave your house and become so overweight cannot even get out of bed.

I wish people didn't think the world started and stopped at their convenience.
 

Napoleon PhoneApart

Genius
Platinum
Jun 19, 2007
33,493
4,417
113
Upper Marlboro, MD
Wish granted, but now the world starts and stops at *your* convenience, and when it does, massive inertial and gravitational forces tear you to shreds as you are thrown into space.

I wish I could get motivated.
 

kisstine

Zealot
Gold
Jul 12, 2007
1,332
1
38
52
Northern California
Wish granted, but the only thing you are motivated to do is stalk people which leads to your eventual arrest and a blossoming relationship with your cellmate, Guido.

I wish I could spend tomorrow on a nice, sunny beach with my best friend.
 

Hondamaker

Genius
Gold
May 14, 2007
9,946
655
113
58
Fairborn, Ohio
wish granted......but it is Mac from the show Night Court. Enjoy.

I wish everyone a Merry Christmas.
Your wish is granted, but the next day is the day Matthew gets his wish granted, and we are all torn apart as we are flung out into space!

I wish I could understand women....