Girls Are Evil - Proof!

FlwrPwer

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But here’s another proof to show how men are THREE TIMES worse

Proof that men are 3 times more evil:
First we state that men need time, money, girl and sex.
Men = Time x Money x Girl x Sex

We all know “time is money.”
Time = Money

Therefore:
Men = Money x Money x Girl x Sex

And we all know to many men:
Girl = Sex

As for men’s proof showing “girls are evil” So
Girl = Evil then,
Evil = Sex

Men = Money x Money x Evil x Evil
Men = Money^2 x Evil^2

And because “money is the root of all evil.”
Men = (sqrt(Evil))^2 x Evil^2
Men = Evil x Evil^2
Men = Evil^3

Men’s proof:
Girl = Evil

Girl’s proof:
Men = Evil^3

So we are forced to conclude men are worse than girls.
Ah ha! :p
 
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FYI whoever wrote that does not know math at all. Evil^3 does not mean 3 times as evil. 3Evil would mean 3 times as evil. Evil^3 would be Evil x Evil x Evil.

Even though that doesn't help my case since that means guys are more than 3 times as evil, i still think it should be worded different lol.
 
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made me laugh so hard binks. First time since before the icestorm! :(
 

Buffy

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LOL at this thread! Reminds me of my favorite pajamas that say, "Boys are stupid. Throw rocks at them." :laugh2:
 

connie

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I have the evil bunny pj's that say" boys are stupid and they smell" with the cute bunny all over them.
Immature I know, but the pj's are so cute. ;)