Guts or Balls

Jun 19, 2007
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Guts or Balls...

There is a medical distinction.



We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you
really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you
informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met
by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you
still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on
the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, fatty.

'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.
 
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ROFLAMO..... OH my GOSH! LMAO your KILLIN me!
 

iamtko

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that was awesome.
i have testicles but that's it.
 

Buffy

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Guts or Balls...

There is a medical distinction.
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.

LMAO! Classic example of a man with big cojones, but no brains! ;)
 
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Good Friend, or Great Friend?

Good friend, or Great friend?

A Good Friend - will come bail you out of jail at 3:00 in the morning.

A Great Friend - will be sitting right beside you saying "I don't' care how much trouble we are in, that was freekin' Awesome!"
 

iamtko

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Good friend, or Great friend?

A Good Friend - will come bail you out of jail at 3:00 in the morning.

A Great Friend - will be sitting right beside you saying "I don't' care how much trouble we are in, that was freekin' Awesome!"
i've heard this one before
 

IphoneTony

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Guts- saying to your wife when she asks" are you seeing anyone" no baby I am just busy with a lot of work stuff

Balls- F u babe I am hooked on the iPhone, and EIC, I would rather do that then you...

ok for those that are about to say, that must be my life NO just thought of it while reading thread so don't come to any conclusions
 

iamtko

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Guts- saying to your wife when she asks" are you seeing anyone" no baby I am just busy with a lot of work stuff

Balls- F u babe I am hooked on the iPhone, and EIC, I would rather do that then you...

ok for those that are about to say, that must be my life NO just thought of it while reading thread so don't come to any conclusions
that joke is BRICKED