What is the point of this thread?
If you had asked for our help and maybe said 'I dropped my Touch and don't have insurance or a receipt.....is there anything I can do?' we might have been more sympathetic, but it seems to me that you are just slagging of the touch, when the problem you are facing is your own fault for losing the receipt, and not getting insurance.
Just because you dropped your ipod and broke it is not a very good reason that you hate it. Mabey you should be more careful about those things. And why would you then buy a Zune. Zune is not even compared to the ipod touch.