I just punched myself in the FACE!

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Hayesimus

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So i suddenly realize that this "bug" that i thought was flying around my face was ACTUALLY a SPIDER hanging down in front of my face. I instinctually went to kill it and in the process punched myself in the face 3 times! lol. My nose burns. But its not bleeding I don't think. And I succeeded at killing the beast. SO... now I'm going to take a nap. That wore me out. Coming down from the adrenaline rush as I type... sigh...
 

patrickj

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Tough call - there have been quite a few - but I think this may take the prize as your best post title! :)

Oh, and hope the recovery is speedy ya eediot ...
 

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hayes, i'm sure i've never told you this before, but you are one of my favorite people here because you post stuff like this. ;) (we do need more emoticons here because i was looking for one with kissy lips instead.)
 
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So i suddenly realize that this "bug" that i thought was flying around my face was ACTUALLY a SPIDER hanging down in front of my face. I instinctually went to kill it and in the process punched myself in the face 3 times! lol. My nose burns. But its not bleeding I don't think. And I succeeded at killing the beast. SO... now I'm going to take a nap. That wore me out. Coming down from the adrenaline rush as I type... sigh...
LOL Hayes, glad you didn't TKO yourself.
(just in case there are other spiders doing a bungie jump from your ceiling, probably best to sleep with your mouth closed) :p
 
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I could see if you punched yourself in the face once. But three times?!?!

The short bus will be there to pick you up at 7:00am Monday.
 

acosmichippo

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just realize you hurt yourself more than that spider ever could have.
 

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LMFAO! Wow Hayes, you honestly crack me up :p

I agree with Napoleon...3 times? Lol

Feel better, I guess. :)
 

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Umm...this isn't a dating chat thing lol...if thats what you meant by what you said.
 
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HermosaBeach_Abercrombie said:
Nah man I'm jusy tryna get me some sweet pussy you know what i mean:p Thats my tongue on Macgurl, Saverino you gotta stop being a cawk blocker sheesh louis;)
Ay bro you might wanna edit that quickly:sick:
 
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Hayesimus

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And the winner of the next most likely poster to be banned is.... HERMOSA!
 
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Hayesimus

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hayes, i'm sure i've never told you this before, but you are one of my favorite people here because you post stuff like this. ;) (we do need more emoticons here because i was looking for one with kissy lips instead.)

Thanks! I must say you are making me blush with the kissy lips potential.
 
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dturner

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This place would be pretty dull without this guy. You never know what crazy/nutty thing he is going to do or say next.:)
Thanks for keeping us entertained and thanks for this useful post.:p
 
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iCafe thank you for your suggestion. I did as you asked. I sat still and wait for hours for a spider to dangle in front of my face so that I could be confused and try to punch it several times, instead hitting my face. Alas, no spider ever showed... I failed you....