I love... LAMP...

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Hayesimus

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That is an obvious ANCHORMAN reference. But that got me thinking... what are some of your favorite One-Liners?!

Also from ANCHORMAN: You know I don't speak spanish!

and: I'm kind of a BIG DEAL...
 
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Hayesimus

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whoa craziness
 
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Nice to see you back Hayes and putting some new life back in off topic.
Heres a few i like:
Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.

I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.

43% of all statistics are worthless.

A professor is one who talks in someone else’s sleep.

A religious war is like children fighting over who has the strongest imaginary friend.

Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
 

Hondamaker

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"He called me a baboon--thinks I'm his wife!"--Caddyshack

"Thirty-seven. My girlfriend sucked 37 ****s!"
"In a row?"--Clerks

"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain. Time to die..."--Bladerunner
 
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Hayesimus

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there's only two things I can't stand. People who are intolerant of other cultures... And the bloody DUTCH!
 

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"Me and the judge have a special relationship... I don't wanna get too graphic but I sucked his dick for drugs."

"Honky wanted a fistful of my balls!" -both from Role Models

"When you wrote "I love the Pussy" were you thinking of danglin' your dice on Lance's forehead?"

"Man, I don't drop character 'till I done the DVD commentary."- Tropic Thunder
 

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Hey guys. Woah, Big Gulps, huh? All right! Well, see ya later.
 

The Apple

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I get older.......and they stay the same age. Yes they do.

 
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