iPhone virgins... be careful!

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psylichon

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Wow, her dad changed flights in about 10 minutes. I want his travel agent!
 

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Oh wow, I just saw this before I visited this thread.
Honestly, another reason why texts can bite you in the ass.
 

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There should be a setting where starting up SMS always takes you to the full list, not the last text you sent. Dangerous!
 

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That girl had really pretty eyes in the picture on the bottom. It would have been worse if she was younger too.
 

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the last line says she got early acceptance to syracuse and no further word of whether its been revoked. that has nothing to do with the rest of the story.
 

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the last line says she got early acceptance to syracuse and no further word of whether its been revoked. that has nothing to do with the rest of the story.
Sure it does... her father may not let her go away to college, seeing as what she has done while away on a "trip"...
 

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Sure it does... her father may not let her go away to college, seeing as what she has done while away on a "trip"...
That sounds really dumb, what else is she going to do if she doesn't attend college?
 

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"Sorry dad. Text was meant for Jill. I also meant to say '1st lime'. Damn iPhone autocorrect. LOL. See you after class trip. kbye. xoxo, Lizzy."

Problem solved :)
 

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Sounds almost like an Onion story.

At the very least, it's suspicious that it "would get out". I say it's a newly made-up urban legend.
 

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"Sorry dad. Text was meant for Jill. I also meant to say '1st lime'. Damn iPhone autocorrect. LOL. See you after class trip. kbye. xoxo, Lizzy."

Problem solved :)
Hahaha. What a good idea...Blaming it on the iPhone auto-correct! :laugh2:
 

paul_h

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Must be a religious family...I don't see the problem with an 18 yo losing her virginity. In fact that is probably later than most of her friends if I were to guess.

In any case it is hilarious :)
 

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Well It says she meant to send it to her Boyfriend, Darcy. She said, "Just had 1st time on beach...wish you were here."

...I wonder how Darcy is coping with this, At least she was honest! haha.

They should think these out better.
 

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Well It says she meant to send it to her Boyfriend, Darcy. She said, "Just had 1st time on beach...wish you were here."

...I wonder how Darcy is coping with this, At least she was honest! haha.

They should think these out better.
Yep you were right Adam she was pissed at her BF and wanted to jerk his chain.
 

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Well It says she meant to send it to her Boyfriend, Darcy. She said, "Just had 1st time on beach...wish you were here."

...I wonder how Darcy is coping with this, At least she was honest! haha.

They should think these out better.
It doesn't say she meant to send it to her boyfriend. She meant to send it to a friend, named Darcy. Darcy is a girl's name.