It balms my hide.

Bennyboy

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You should pee more often. I'm happy when I pee, pee calms me down, then I shake for no particular reason.
 

acosmichippo

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If the human body had an EULA, I'd have definitely broken the section outlining safe storage of liquid waste.

"sorry, we can't replace that for you. Looks like in 2011 you exceeded the maximum volume of your bladder by 20% for 30 minutes."
 

Bennyboy

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If the human body had an EULA, I'd have definitely broken the section outlining safe storage of liquid waste.

"sorry, we can't replace that for you. Looks like in 2011 you exceeded the maximum volume of your bladder by 20% for 30 minutes."
I had a friend like that, I stopped inviting him to play golf real fast.