It balms my hide.

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Cuddling up on the couch with candles lit and all the lights off except for the Christmas tree lights. :)
 
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That doesn't chap my hide one bit, so it remains perfectly balmed.
 
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When 18,000 people come together in a chant at a hockey game. :)
 
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Come onnnn guys, cut me a break! I don't rag on your football crap! Haha :p
 
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Do you mean football football or soccer football? No offense to you of course - I've just never liked hockey.
I know ;) Ray and some of the other guys have been bugging me about hockey for awhile now.
 

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It balms my hide to pee on buildings when they don't let you pee in the building.
 

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You must have had an awesome pee day!
 

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You should pee more often. I'm happy when I pee, pee calms me down, then I shake for no particular reason.
 

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If the human body had an EULA, I'd have definitely broken the section outlining safe storage of liquid waste.

"sorry, we can't replace that for you. Looks like in 2011 you exceeded the maximum volume of your bladder by 20% for 30 minutes."
 

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If the human body had an EULA, I'd have definitely broken the section outlining safe storage of liquid waste.

"sorry, we can't replace that for you. Looks like in 2011 you exceeded the maximum volume of your bladder by 20% for 30 minutes."
I had a friend like that, I stopped inviting him to play golf real fast.