My favorite pee related story. Played on a rec league basketball team for years in London. All of us are out at a riverside pub one Friday and the place is insanely crowded - 30 minute journey each way to get to the rest rooms. So at some point something like half the team or more is out in back of the place on a little hill having a whizz. And there's maybe 6 of us peeing downhill, and one guy peeing uphill and having everybody else's stream end up all over his shoes. He learned a valuable lesson about peeing uphill that night .
Yeah, you wouldn't. He was a bad MF! Hot headed, will kick your ass. I've been told stories and they weren't pretty. The man would kick serious ass, so pissing contest and watcing him and all that, I'm sure that never went down. If it did, he rectified it. Take charge kind of guy.