Let's have fun and start a "Yo Mama" jokes thread!

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Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.....


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Yo Mama is so hairy, Jane Goodall follows her around.
 

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Yo mama's so fat, she wakes up in sections,


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Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
 

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Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the car for gas money....


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Yo mama so fat she sells shade in the summer!
 

iBoss

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Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side..


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Your mom is so dumb, she thought a quarterback was her change!
 

iBoss

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Yo mama's so ugly she made an onion cry..


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RoofMonkey

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Yo mama's so stupid:
She put paper on the television and called it paper view
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iBoss

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Yo mama's so stupid, she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.
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iBoss

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