Need some suggestions...

jcmitchell5

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So I work with a guy that wears the same exact pair of pants almost every day that he works. I don't mind that he wears the same pants everyday. The worst part is that the pants are too tight and his "junk" seems to not pack right and it looks like he has a pair of thin shorts that sucked in after getting out of the water. Everyone that I work with are always laughing about it but apparently he cannot see it himself. What do you guys think we should do? Haha
 

InyigoMontoya

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Google "tight man pants". Print off the first picture that comes up (dude carrying a bag wearing pants that are waaaaaay too tight). Show it to tight pants guy and ask him if he's aware that this is what he looks like. If TPG doesn't give it up after that, then all hope is lost.
 

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Just tell him that it can make him sterile.
 

Bennyboy

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Yeah, who wants to see that, I wouldn't find any shortcuts and tell him right in his face.
 

jcmitchell5

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Haha someone should make me a "no camel tail" sign to put up at work! :)
 

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but he'll agree and never think it's directed at him.

:)
 

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This thread made me lol. Ha ha.
 

acosmichippo

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I think you should all wear equally tight pants and see if he says anything.

Or buy him a pair of MC-Hammer parachute pants.
 
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You know, it's not really that the pants are "too tight" but probably because he picks the wrong underwear. Plus, pants should be tight from the legs, but not the waste and around the "private parts" area - or at least that's what branded skinny parts are and should be. I know that because I often wear skinny pants and I like them. And no, no camel tail here.
 

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Tell him that France called and wants the pants back.