Official "Yo Mama" jokes thread!

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Welcome to the "Official Yo-Mama Jokes" thread:p
In this thread you can post any type of yo mama joke that you may know, regardless of how old, or how lame it is haha!

Rules are:
-You can only post one joke per post
-You cant post right after another one of you post(Double-post)
-No calling people/specific members out(We don't want any fights)

Ill start:laugh2:
[FONT=times new roman,helvetica] Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.:p

Enjoy!
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yo momma's so fat, she not only takes up two seats in the movie theater, she can't feel the armrest in between
 

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Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!
 

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Yo momma's glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map, she can see people wavin' at her 'n' crap...

[name the reference and you will forever be cool in my book]
 

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Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
 

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Yo mama's so big her belly button's got an echo.
 

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yo mamas armpits are so hairy it looks like she has don king in a head lock...
 

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Yo mama is so fat she that when se was floating in the ocean, Spain claimed her for the new world.

- John
 
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