Paris Hilton/iPhone conspiracy theory

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I just saw in the news that Paris Hilton check in for her 23 day jail term SEVERAL DAYS EARLY. Before she would have gotten out on the 29th, just in time for the iPhone launch. NOW she's getting out on the 26th. I'm convinced she has inside information from Steve Jobs that the iPhone is going to release EARLIER that the annouced date. She's getting out early so that she can get her own iPhone and play with it on the first day. :p

People from Engadget, if you'd like to give me a call I can explain all this in much more paradoid detail than I've done here. Hint: It's all connected to JFK. :laugh2:
 

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Im sure thats why she went in early... :)
 

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I think she went in early to avoid the press and paparazzi that would have been their if she went in on the scheduled day.
 

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I think she went in early to avoid the press and paparazzi that would have been their if she went in on the scheduled day.
But that makes for a lousy conspiracy theory! :laugh2:
 

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hey, if she helps sell more iPhones, then god speed.
 
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I think she went in early to avoid the press and paparazzi that would have been their if she went in on the scheduled day.
Come on, your bursting his bubble!

Hmm... very interesting. Your mission is to investigate, Robhon. :laugh2:
 

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I would check in early too if i was verbally bashed in a room full of famous people on live television during the MTV movie awards. What a slizz...
 
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I would check in early too if i was verbally bashed in a room full of famous people on live television during the MTV movie awards. What a slizz...
I saw that, too, and thought it was pretty funny. "Paris Hilton's going to jail now. And I thought I was dirty," was along the lines of what they were saying :laugh2:.

Maybe she deserves some of this, like a slap in the face. :D
 

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Come on, your bursting his bubble!

Hmm... very interesting. Your mission is to investigate, Robhon. :laugh2:
Ever see "A Beautiful Mind" that Russle Crow movie? Well I've already got a room out back that looks like that. Believe me, the grassy knoll plays heavily into all of this.
 

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I just saw in the news that Paris Hilton check in for her 23 day jail term SEVERAL DAYS EARLY. Before she would have gotten out on the 29th, just in time for the iPhone launch. NOW she's getting out on the 26th. I'm convinced she has inside information from Steve Jobs that the iPhone is going to release EARLIER that the annouced date. She's getting out early so that she can get her own iPhone and play with it on the first day. :p

People from Engadget, if you'd like to give me a call I can explain all this in much more paradoid detail than I've done here. Hint: It's all connected to JFK. :laugh2:
I heard she was gettin the new Apple "dil*o"
 

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paris hilton with an iPhone what a beatiful thought :)
 

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! SORRY your theory falls short. Shes out of jail now :p
 

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! SORRY your theory falls short. Shes out of jail now :p
And I think she's confined to her house for 40 days or something like that. :p
 

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^ Her multi million $ house in which she will probably throw house parties all during her sentence and order tons of stuff and have more fun than being in jail "thats hot"
 

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^ Her multi million $ house in which she will probably throw house parties all during her sentence and order tons of stuff and have more fun than being in jail "thats hot"
To tell you the truth, I wasn't really surprised that she got let out.
 

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To tell you the truth, I wasn't really surprised that she got let out.
I was kinda hoping they'd just keep her... on a permanent basis.