I thought it might be cool to have an ongoing story written by the members of eiC. The story need not be sane at all times. I came up a potential first paragraph, and I'll thank Bennyboy in advance for (unwittingly) providing the first illustration and its caption. (Sorry for putting you on the spotlight, BB--just think of it as a compliment--your picture was that thought-provoking!) Just take this story and continue it! One simple rule: After you contribute your part, you have to wait 24 hours before contributing again.