And the iPhone will cure cancer, aids, and poverty stricken countries around the world.I heard from a friend of a friend who knows an Apple employee who has a dog that is walked by a lady with Apple stock that says the update is already on the phones and it just needs activation by Steve Jobs. I hear he's going to call each and everyone one of us sometime during this week and thank us personally for making him a bazillionaire and driving Apple stock through the roof. After he gets done thanking us, our phones will flash pretty colors and beep then poof, everything will be updated!
Wow. Just....Wow.OK....here is a really good question:
How is is that everyone on this board seems to always have "a friend who works for Apple".
There must be a billion people over at Apple to have all these friends, or maybe everyone is just friends with that same one guy at Apple? LOL
Personally, I know nobody at Apple.