The Worst Jokes in the World

#1
We've all heard some appalling jokes... and, well, I love bad jokes.

Here are a couple of the worst:

  • What do you call a French sandal? Philippe Flop
  • Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy
  • Where did Napolean keep his armies? Up his sleevies.

Anyone got any worse than that? ;-)
 

craiggiarc

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#17
What's the difference between as duck and a duck?

One of its legs is both the same.


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Hawk

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#18
What's invisible and smells like worms?

Bird Farts

Whats invisible and smells like bananas?

Monkey farts
 

Kadelic

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#19
How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? You wave to him.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob.


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