The Worst Jokes in the World

#1
We've all heard some appalling jokes... and, well, I love bad jokes.

Here are a couple of the worst:

  • What do you call a French sandal? Philippe Flop
  • Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy
  • Where did Napolean keep his armies? Up his sleevies.

Anyone got any worse than that? ;-)
 

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#2
What's brown and sticky?

Yup, it's a stick.
 

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#4
Where does a penguin keep his money? -- in a snow bank

What did the man say when the picture fell on his head? -- I've been framed!
 

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Where do you find a dog with no legs?












Right where you left it.
 
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#9
We've all heard some appalling jokes... and, well, I love bad jokes.

Here are a couple of the worst:

  • What do you call a French sandal? Philippe Flop
  • Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy
  • Where did Napolean keep his armies? Up his sleevies.
Anyone got any worse than that? ;-)
At least get my name right - Napoleon. ;)
 

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
 

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What do you call a dinosaur with only one eye?

A Doyouthinkhesaurus


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#17
What's the difference between as duck and a duck?

One of its legs is both the same.


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#18
What's invisible and smells like worms?

Bird Farts

Whats invisible and smells like bananas?

Monkey farts
 

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#19
How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? You wave to him.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob.


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#20
How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? You wave to him.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob.
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or if he is laying in front of your door? Matt


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