My wife and I both have iPhones and I also have an iPad. We regularly get together with friends and family many of whom also have iPhones and when anyone's phone rings or blurts out an alert tone we were all grabbing our phones and looking at each other with the same thought in mind--"Was that my phone or yours?" So I did some research and figured out how to create and use custom ringtones and alerts. So now I know for sure if it is my phone or someone else's. I looked around the site and couldn't find any similar threads so, what custom ringtones and alert tones do you use? I'll list a few of the tones I am using in a moment and I am not against stealing someone else's ideas for custom ringtones and alert tones so if you're willing, post what custom tones you're using for what. Some of the tones I'm using are: Mail alert...the original AOL "You've Got Mail" e-mail alert. Text Message alert...Star Wars Yoda saying "A message from the Dark Side you have." Ringtone for my crazy brother-in-law...the chorus line from the old song "They're coming to take me away ha, ha, they're coming to take me away ho, ho." Work is naturally the chorus line from..."Take This Job and Shove it." I'm sure there are many better ideas out there among you and again, I have no aversion to stealing your ideas so, if you're willing, post what you're using for the rest of us to get a chuckle or idea from.