Who can come up with the most creative rumor?

seb481

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Rumors around the new iPhone have been going out like crazy lately. I was thinking we (EIC community) should come up with our own crazy rumors too.

I already posted on my blog and in EIC about iDish, the dishwasher feature that will be on the new iPhone.

Please everyone feel free to add the craziest or funniest iPhone rumor (dirty and disturbing rumors are welcome too ;))
 

dturner

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I have a very good source that tells me the V2 phone will have Idish. It will work seamlessly with Apple TV and you will be able to receive cable stations.
 

FlyersPhanatic9

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Apple will announce a partnership with brazzers announcing that they will launch brazzers mobile in HD on the iPhone.
 

psylichon

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Apple will release Parallels for the iPhone that will bring a virtual Windows Mobile experience to us all!
 

i robot

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on the new iPhone have iFoward.....impossible to believe but you will be able to forward an sms
 

slipperypete

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Rumor is with the purchase of every v2 iPhone you will get a free 10 piece steak knife set and get to meet Billy Mays!
 

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The 3G iPhone that has been so widely speculated is actually just the third generation hardware. 2G will be available on June 9th, but will be immediately made obsolete by the 3G phone due out on June 10th. Of course one should expect that any and all accessories fitted for 2G will not work with the most current device. Early adopters are expected to be angry and surprised.
 

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Just hours from now, Apple execs will explain how owners of the new 3G iPhone will be able to control the weather on their own. Up to now, current iPhone users have unknowingly changed the weather (cyclones, earthquakes, hurricanes, tornadoes) each time an iPhone was jailbroken. But tomorrow...full control!
 

phsycology

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The new iPhone will implement a "WMD" feature (weapon of mass destruction), and Steve Jobs will announce his new found devotion to terrorism, and begin to take over the world!
 

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The new iPhone will be able to transform into a MacBook Pro for when you need a laptop or youre at home or something, and can transform back into the iPhone when youre on the go.
 

acosmichippo

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I've heard of an amazing new feature that allows the user to highlight a selection of text, temporarily save it in the iPhone's memory, and re-insert it into any application on the iPhone. Truly revolutionary.
 

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Apple is releasing a giant spaceship and it will rain phones down upon us. These phones will be the most amazing pieces of technology ever seen by human eyes, other than the pencil as we know it.

This phone, the skyPhone will have all above features, as well as being able to do all work for everybody and get everybody tickets to any movie or show ever.

Be aware of the catch, though. The skyPhone has a self-destruct program built in that causes it to blow up after one day of use. Use it as well as possible and as much as possible, as you will be back after one day to this silly old iPhone.

Coming soon is the piePhone, more on that later.