5 CLEAR Solutions regarding ALL iPhone issues

[daviddogma]

1. Make sure the plastic covering the screen is removed. This has been the source of much frustration and controversy for many iPhone users in this forum.

2. If any volume problems make sure you get the earwax cleaned. You can visit an EMT in your area with a google search. You can even get directions via google maps on your phone.

3. Make sure you are not a troll. Do you actually own the device or are you a lame, poor, jealous idiot posing to bring down anyone who might otherwise convert to an Apple addict.

4. Forget about the previous features of any other phones. You are not allowed to ever compare the iPhone with them. This would be like comparing oranges to...well....

5. When in doubt personally attack someone in this forum. Never mind a debate or argument. Go for informal fallacy #1, ye ole ad hominem.

 

[monkeysrock0622]

thank you! I was getting really annoyed by all these people complaining about the stupid little issues that can easily be fixed by fw updates. I know the bugs are annoying but what were you expecting for first generation software?!

 

[neo]

I agree one thing though its ENT=ear nose and throat

 

[daviddogma]

I agree one thing though its ENT=ear nose and throat

Oh yeah....Maybe I should get something else checked

 

[xSoNiCcRaCkErSx]

Thank You!

Thanks man, lol that gave me a laugh and it's very true!

 

[Mactech]

AMEN... Could not have put it better!

EOM... = End of message

1. Make sure the plastic covering the screen is removed. This has been the source of much frustration and controversy for many iPhone users in this forum.

2. If any volume problems make sure you get the earwax cleaned. You can visit an EMT in your area with a google search. You can even get directions via google maps on your phone.

3. Make sure you are not a troll. Do you actually own the device or are you a lame, poor, jealous idiot posing to bring down anyone who might otherwise convert to an Apple addict.

4. Forget about the previous features of any other phones. You are not allowed to ever compare the iPhone with them. This would be like comparing oranges to...well....

5. When in doubt personally attack someone in this forum. Never mind a debate or argument. Go for informal fallacy #1, ye ole ad hominem.

 

[Silverado]

You guys are joking, right? Are you really telling people not to complain about small issues? Why is that?

Is this a praise-only forum?

How do you expect things to get better? Why should the iPhone/Apple be treated differently from every thing on earth -- i.e., have the good and the bad discussed?

Do you really think Apple is so fragile that it can't take criticism or that it is not used to normal human behavior, i.e., always seeking more... wanting perfection?

 

[daviddogma]

You guys are joking, right? Are you really telling people not to complain about small issues? Why is that?

Is this a praise-only forum?

How do you expect things to get better? Why should the iPhone/Apple be treated differently from every thing on earth -- i.e., have the good and the bad discussed?

Do you really think Apple is so fragile that it can't take criticism or that it is not used to normal human behavior, i.e., always seeking more... wanting perfection?

Warning...this is a joke. It is only a joke....

 

[cdodkin]

keep taking the pills daviddogma

 

[Silverado]

Warning...this is a joke. It is only a joke....

I thought it was but then it didn't look like monkeysrock0622 was joking.