momentum....breaking....stepping....stone
are..you..effing..kidding..me.
ok, let me try it agan...mooomeentuum breeaakiiing steppiiiing stoooone. noooo, saying it slowly doesn't work. momentumbreakingsteppingstone. saying it fasn't isn't helping.
guys, i give up...what is retard mcgee talking about? is this the "one last thing" that steve is famous for?
i can see it now:
Steve Jobs: "folks, we have a revolutionary phone, the best ipod we've ever made, and a breakthrough internet device. that alone has set the cell phone industry on fire. BUT, there's one...more...thing" [crazy applause]
"the iPhone is also a fantastic momentum breaking stepping stone...what's that you say? well, let me put you in this scenario...you're walking down the street and you need to elevate yourself up a couple feet. but wait, there are no steps...and you can't slow down! well, the iPhone has this problem solved. using beautiful technology that when activated will slow you down and simultaneously turn the iPhone into a stepping stone, and boom no one will ever have this problem again."