Best Person to Bribe?

[Marksman]

I am giving some serious consideration to bribing someone to get an iPhone so I don't have to wait in line.

So what would my best bet be? A Manager seems like the most likely target, but they also would have the most to lose. Anyone else in the chain actually have the ability or power to keep a phone on the side for me if I make it worth their while?

 

[lasquintanas]

The phones will be held off-site until the release at 6pm. Not to say that it is impossible, but i guarantee that they will regulate this event closely.

 

[Marksman]

The phones will be held off-site until the release at 6pm. Not to say that it is impossible, but i guarantee that they will regulate this event closely.

That makes sense. I suspect they will be closely watched. So I am not sure it is worth the time or effort to try and bribe someone for one. I don't particularly want to get someone fired from their job.

 

[lasquintanas]

That makes sense. I suspect they will be closely watched. So I am not sure it is worth the time or effort to try and bribe someone for one. I don't particularly want to get someone fired from their job.

It's their fault if they're dumb enough to do it. Exploit them.