Brand new iPhone features revealed one week prior to launch!

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Here is the source. It is from "The Onion", a HIGHLY reputable source, if you didn't know already, LOL. Copied material below...

Apple's New iPhone


Apple is set to release the much-hyped iPhone Friday, June 29. Here are some of its most highly anticipated features:

-Nanotechnology enables it to reassemble itself when thrown against wall

-Exclusive link to Google Street View so you can watch yourself on your iPhone at all times

-Takes Polaroids

-When moved from hand to ear, makes Lightsaber sound effects

-Prominent Apple logo

-Reproduces through asexual budding

-Has way, way more PRAM than the last thingy

-Comes with an iPhone hat, so people know you own an iPhone during the brief periods you're not using it
 
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good point, see if it did do all that then it would justify a $600 price tag. Dam it sux to be poor
 
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iWant said:
Try not getting called back after the interview at Staples.

Think i got you there lol
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HA! I sympathize with you. Staples is evil when it comes to hiring.
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Well, how about having no money beforehand and then working part time at Staples, and having corporate cut back everyone's hours a week before the launch when I was gonna work the most to get iPhone money?
 
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Hey misery loves company hehe so I guess you have been saving up to get it for awhile huh? Well if I'm unable to get it on Friday it's my own stupidity because I had the cash (I buy a new cel as soon as a better one than mine comes out)but when I saw it didn't have Bluetooth Stereo or Video Call I jumped on the SE w850i ($420)+accessories another ($130) and I have had it for about a month and am pretty happy with it but would still love to have both lol Well wish me luck
 
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Lazarus said:
Hey misery loves company hehe so I guess you have been saving up to get it for awhile huh? Well if I'm unable to get it on Friday it's my own stupidity because I had the cash (I buy a new cel as soon as a better one than mine comes out)but when I saw it didn't have Bluetooth Stereo or Video Call I jumped on the SE w850i ($420)+accessories another ($130) and I have had it for about a month and am pretty happy with it but would still love to have both lol Well wish me luck
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I have been, for months, but after Grad parties (I went to so many! and I gave everyone money, it is terrible to come just for the food, and not give them anything!) and a very large personal investment, I will come out with probably only $200 at the end of the month, if I'm lucky. It will probably take me the rest of July, and maybe even August (when I can't work too much because of soccer) to get back to $600+ for my beautiful iPhone. =\
 
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The iPhone hat would be awesome.

I am reminded of an SNL skit where Will Ferrell wears "I'm #1" mesh trucker hats while wearing a tux.
 
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