Daily iPhone App Giveaway: Tiger Woods PGA Tour '12 Golf

[chris]

How to enter?
Post a comment with funny golf saying, quote or movie.

Winner(s) will be randomly selected tomorrow. Not a member, join today!

How many copies of Tiger Woods PGA Tour 12 are you giving away?
That all depends upon you. The more replies to this thread (legitimate replies, we check on this sorta thing), the more copies will dole out. For every 10 responses, we’ll give out (1) copy of Tiger Woods PGA Tour 12′.


How can sharing help me win more apps?
I’d hope that you’ll share this post with friends, family and anyone who enjoys winning a good app. The more entries, the more chances you’ll get picked. Also, if contest turnout is good, we’ll keep doing more contests.

 

[chris]

 

[Tattooed Alex]

Hilarious comedy routine from Robin Williams talking about how golf was invented at the 40 second mark, it isn't kid friendly.

 

[heatwave16]

I love Happy Gilmore, and there are so many great moments. I think the scene with Bob Barker is my favorite.

Happy Gilmore: [to Bob Barker] The price is wrong, *****.

 

[detroity2k]

This is the worst hat Ive ever seen; I bet if you buy this you get a free cup of soup. "It looks good on you though".

Daily iPhone App Giveaway: Tiger Woods PGA Tour ’12 Golf
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[damnskippy]

He's on his final hole. He's about 455 yards away, he's gonna hit about a 2 iron I think.

 

[ivantwilliams]

Happy Gilmore is probably the funniest Golf film I've seen. So, with that in mind, as Shooter McGavin would say, "You know what *else* could draw a crowd? A golfer with an arm growing out of his ass" - LOL

 

[TheKrishna]

(From Robin Williams: Live on Broadway)

Here's my idea for a ****ing sport. I knock a ball in a gopher hole.

Like pool?

**** off pool, not with a straight stick, with a little ****ed up stick. I whack a ball its goes in a gopher hole.

Oh you mean like croquet?

**** croquet. I put the hole hundreds of yards away. Oh **** of ya

Oh like a bowling thing?

**** no, Not straight I put **** in the way. Like trees and bushes and high grass. So you can lose you ****ing ball. And go whacking away with a ****ing tire iron. Whacking away, and each time you miss you feel like you'll have a stroke. **** that's what we'll call it, a stroke, cause each time you miss you feel like you're gonna ****in die. Oh great, oh and here's the better part oh **** this is brilliant. Right near the end I'll put a little flat piece with a little flag to give you ****ing hope. But then I'll put a little pool and a sand box to **** with your ball again. Ay, you'll be there cracking you ass, jacking away in the sand

oh and you do this one time?

**** no. 18 ****ing times.

 

[jfleming01]

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
~ Dean Martin

 

[madhurdutta]

In 2010, Golf was all about - Tiger's Wood

- Written By Me.

I'm kinda surprised no-one has talked about him yet!

 

[Woodhunter]

'Sex and Golf are the two things you can enjoy even if your not good at them." Roy "Tin Cup" McAvoy

 

[Kimme]

Happy Gilmore: guy:stay out of my way or you'll pay listen to what I say
Adam:how bout I just go ray some hay I make things out of clay and lay by the bay I just may what ya say

 

[iphoneint]

One of my favorite golf quotes is from Bagger Vance:

Rannulph: What were you doing out there? I could have killed you.
Bagger: Nah, actually, I positioned myself right in front of you, 'cause from the way your swings were goin', I figured that was the safest place.

 

[bballrob]

I'm going with Happy Gilmore myself:

Happy Gilmore: [to his golf ball] You little son of a ***** ball! Why you don't you just go HOME? That's your HOME! Are you too good for your HOME? ANSWER ME! SUCK MY WHITE ASS, BALL!

 

[ZR_Yancy]

Happy Gilmore: Looks like a slight hill. Whaddya think?
Otto: And a slant to the left.
Happy Gilmore: Nah, it looks that way cause you've only got one shoe on.

 

[chris]

Congratulations to bballrob, winner of Tiger Woods PGA Tour Golf '12 for iPhone. Send me a PM with the email address where you'd like me to send the app.

If you haven't already, jump on today's Daily iPhone App Giveaway, which happens to be the Bluetooth OnOff utility.

Thanks to everyone for the great entries. Didn't realize there were so many Happy Gilmore fans.

 

[bballrob]

Congratulations to bballrob, winner of Tiger Woods PGA Tour Golf '12 for iPhone. Send me a PM with the email address where you'd like me to send the app.

If you haven't already, jump on today's Daily iPhone App Giveaway, which happens to be the Bluetooth OnOffutility.

Thanks to everyone for the great entries. Didn't realize there were so many Happy Gilmore fans.

Thanks Chris! Maybe, just maybe, I'll refrain from adding a second red mark to your profile. At least for a couple more hours. The grammar/spelling geek in me though is telling me I should just go ahead and do it.

 

[Pierre007]

Fore score and seven pars ago........