Greg Packer

[thinkart]

i read a hilarious article about greg packer. it seems as tho he is more interested in being 1st in line than ANYTHING. sorry if this has already been posted. i have short term memory problems

He was the first person to see Ground Zero when the viewing platform opened, the first to sign the condolence book at the British consulate when Princess Diana died, and the first in line to greet President George W. Bush after his inauguration. Hell, the guy waited in line for eight hours to meet Brandy. Brandy!

 

[wjp09]

yeah i read that on wikipedia

 

[luckfam]

i read a hilarious article about greg packer. it seems as tho he is more interested in being 1st in line than ANYTHING. sorry if this has already been posted. i have short term memory problems

I bet he ends up with a free iPhone!

 

[wjp09]

He better not ^ not unless we all do.

 

[jgh2k]

i"ll let him be first in line to kiss my ass...

what a wanker!

 

[ColsTiger]

I bet he ends up with a free iPhone!

No way. Being first doesn't mean anything.

 

[wjp09]

sure it does. It means you clearly got kicked out of your parents house.

 

[TrippalHealicks]

sure it does. It means you clearly got kicked out of your parents house.

LOL
and that you have no girlfriend, of course. They had to ask that question...so hilarious.

 

[thinkart]

No way. Being first doesn't mean anything.

sure it does, we know what he looks like and his name because of the media. he may not get the freebie straight from Apple, but i bet he is getting paid (maybe with an iPhone) by whatever dot com company was smart enough to give him a tshirt to wear the other day. glad someone gave him a shirt. i just wish someone else would make him wear it!

 

[Fat Man]

sure it does, we know what he looks like and his name because of the media. he may not get the freebie straight from Apple, but i bet he is getting paid (maybe with an iPhone) by whatever dot com company was smart enough to give him a tshirt to wear the other day. glad someone gave him a shirt. i just wish someone else would make him wear it!

Common he should at least be made to wear a bra

 

[captain4004]

Honestly I can't hate on him, he is tenacious and passionate about what he does, my question is how does he make a living and when is going to grow up and start acting like an adult.

 

[Fat Man]

Honestly I can't hate on him, he is tenacious and passionate about what he does, my question is how does he make a living and when is going to grow up and start acting like an adult.

I see. I just think he would look better if he covered up his sagging and unsightly man bosoms

 

[spacerog]

Rumour here in Salem, NH is that he got kicked out of line! Can anyone confirm?

- SR

 

[GQmacguy]

LOL sorry but I just have to post this again... quality guy:


(from his wiki)

 

[Fat Man]

There we go

 

[GQmacguy]

^^^ HA! thanks for the edit. There are children on here, I forgot!

 

[Fat Man]

Yep, you have to keep that in mind lol

EDIT: I think Apple should take this opportunity to launch their new line of Greg Packer iBras.

 

[HDS]

He's tenacious? Nobody is more tenacious then the D!