i read a hilarious article about greg packer. it seems as tho he is more interested in being 1st in line than ANYTHING. sorry if this has already been posted. i have short term memory problems 

He was the first person to see Ground Zero when the viewing platform opened, the first to sign the condolence book at the British consulate when Princess Diana died, and the first in line to greet President George W. Bush after his inauguration. Hell, the guy waited in line for eight hours to meet Brandy. Brandy!