MOST ASKED iPhone QUESTIONS / COMMON PHRASES

[2Jaze]

So what do people seem to ask you about your phone? Here are my most frequent (in no particular order):


1. How's the service on that?

2. So did it REALLY cost $600? / How much did you pay?

3. So what makes it so much better than other phones? / Is it worth it?

4. So what can it do? (kinda falls under #3)

5. So what happens when you drop it? (followed by the infamous "I can't wait til you drop it" face)

6. So how many songs you got on it now?

and

7. (typically from other iPhone owners) Is that the 4gig or 8gig?




now, Phrases:


1. "Oh I was gonna get that but.....(insert any BS excuse here)"

2. "I heard the service sucks on those"

3. "It's not even all that to me"

4. "I'll wait til they have it on T-Mobile"

 

[natalie]

1. Those are expensive! You paid what, $800 for that?!

2. Do you like it?

3. You can go on the actual internet?!

4. You're crazy.


Phrases:


1. "Is that an iPhone? You SUCK, I wanted to get it before you." -my bestfriend

2. "You're always getting a new toy" -everyone

 

[lilnef]

grr

i usually get the "i heard u became a crack dealer for that phone" commentlol

 

[Michael Baturin]

From my boss at Campbell's
How much are we paying you? haha

From my parents
Your out of your mind, over $600?! don't ever ask me for anything again.

From my girlfriend
If you don't put that damn thing down and get over here, im gonna break it.

From my Buddies
Dude, thats the most ridiculously cool thing I've ever seen. So can it save the world?

From my grandparents
I think its broken, i cant feel the buttons. Oh wait something just happened. lol

 

[Bannod]

I was asked these yesterday -

"Did you get your bill yet? I heard they're like 100 pages."

"How much did your bill go up?"

 

[gcvt]

I just get the normal ones all the time....

- How do you like it?

- How much is monthly service? (They're always surprised to hear it's so cheap)

- How much did the phone cost?

- Can I see/use your phone?

 

[skiz420]

i get hows the service and how much is the plan all the time...

my service is better than my nextel was....

my bill is less than my nextel too...

so as for the price tag... it will pay for itself

oh and the contract is mearly a formailty... WHAT CELLPHONE doesn't have a contract that isn't prepaid or pay as you go?

 

[iBrad]

lol

"I heard the batteries suck with those!"

"How much did you pay for that?"

"I can't wait until you break it!"

"Did you break it yet?"

"Does the screen smudge easily?"

"How do I turn it on?"

 

[up10ad]

The question I always get is the same one I get when a stranger talks to me about my Hummer H1. "How much did that thing cost?" Amazing.

I had a little sticker on the top corner of both front windows that was really small with tiny print that just said "Nosey little f*ck*r aren't you". It was fun watching someone peering into the window, then seeing them read the sticker. They always sorta stepped back abruptly and walked away.

 

[Matt]

"Is that one of those iPhones"

"Can I play with it"

"Im gonna get one... in like a few months"

"Do you like it"


All of my friends talked crap and made fun of me because I was getting one. As soon as I showed them what the phone could do... All of them say "they are getting one" for christmas haha

 

[Robohead]

i always get
OMG i cant believe you got that stupid phone

Lucky

Are you rich?

And

Where did you get it?
I hate that question

 

[teufel657]

No matter what me and my friends are doing,


"The iPhone will help us!"

 

[sunshineprincess]

From my boss at Campbell's
How much are we paying you? haha

From my parents
Your out of your mind, over $600?! don't ever ask me for anything again.

From my girlfriend
If you don't put that damn thing down and get over here, im gonna break it.

From my Buddies
Dude, thats the most ridiculously cool thing I've ever seen. So can it save the world?

From my grandparents
I think its broken, i cant feel the buttons. Oh wait something just happened. lol

seriously...all those questions are funny!

My brother:
How do you like your iPhone so far? (he used to work for Apple.)

my boyfriend:
So, you went into dept for that stupid phone, your such a geek like your brother.

the mom:
You shouldn't have gotten that phone! ...now let me see it... (she goes on playing with it and texting my brother "hey stupid"

Co-Workers:
OMFG, You got the iPhone, do you like it? how does it work? is it easy to use? seems complicated? how did you pay for it?

I just tell everyone how my boyfriend bought it for me.

Most of them when i let them hold it or try to use it, they freak out and give it back "i hear there's no insurance on it, i don't want to break it"

 

[ItalianBoston]

"How much did you pay for it?"

"I can't believe you spent that much on a phone"

"How could you pay for that?"

"OMG is that an iPhone?"

"Can I see it?"

"Does it work good?"

"Is the service ok?"

"Did you drop it yet?"

 

[JKD]

Can I see it?

Can I hold it?

How heavy is it?

How's the keyboard?

My god that's gorgeous!

I'm going to wait for rev2.

I'm going to wait 'til they come down in price.

AT&T suck!

Sarcastic:

Do you enjoy your 1.5G service?

 

[sunshineprincess]

newest comments from people:

"is that the iPhone? I'm so jealous!"

"so and so told me you had the iPhone..."
(funny, my co-workers talk about how I have the iPhone and how they want one too...I didn't even tell them, they just find out)

 

[Lincoln]

My Friends:
Oh My God. You have an iPhone. I hate you know.
OR
Are you like rich or something?

My Teachers:
Aren't you a bit young to have something so expensive?

My Parents:
I Want One.

Me:
I hate AT&T.

 

[Kipper]

"U got the iPhone?"

"Is that the 4g or 8g?"

"How much did u pay for that?"

"Are u happy with the service?"