My old phone (Treo 650) seems to know something is up. He seems to somehow realize that his days are numbered. He cuts me off mid conversation. He lost his stylus. He crashes without notifying me. Sometimes when he's laying on my desk next to me while I'm working I can swear he's looking at me with that evil hairy eyeball kind of look.
I can't say I blame him. I'm making plans for his ultimate demise. How should he go? Back yard BBQ? No, too stinky. Throw him off the Golden Gate bridge? No, bad for the fish. Maybe he can accidentally fall out of my car window in the middle of I-80 during rush hour traffic? Maybe that's the ticket.
It's not that I don't appreciate what he's done for me while he's been around. I thought he was the greatest when we first met. A real buddy. Kept me up to date. Organized. I even told friends about him and many of my pals have the same phone now.
But over time he's become a real pain in the you-know-what. Like a crotchety old man he is. He's gotten so long in the tooth that I think he just doesn't care any more. And he honestly just seems to be going out of his way to make me miserable.
I think he knows there's a new kid on the way. We need to have a little sit down talk and ease him into...
Nah! It's the fast lane for you, bud! Nobody lives forever!
See ya! Wouldn't wanna be ya!
I can't say I blame him. I'm making plans for his ultimate demise. How should he go? Back yard BBQ? No, too stinky. Throw him off the Golden Gate bridge? No, bad for the fish. Maybe he can accidentally fall out of my car window in the middle of I-80 during rush hour traffic? Maybe that's the ticket.
It's not that I don't appreciate what he's done for me while he's been around. I thought he was the greatest when we first met. A real buddy. Kept me up to date. Organized. I even told friends about him and many of my pals have the same phone now.
But over time he's become a real pain in the you-know-what. Like a crotchety old man he is. He's gotten so long in the tooth that I think he just doesn't care any more. And he honestly just seems to be going out of his way to make me miserable.
I think he knows there's a new kid on the way. We need to have a little sit down talk and ease him into...
Nah! It's the fast lane for you, bud! Nobody lives forever!
See ya! Wouldn't wanna be ya!
