OMG, My iPhone Will Not...
- Thread starter DRabbit
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I tried to get the iPhone to do my homework...You DO know that the iSandwhich already has the crusts cut off, right?
and it just stared at me, and then gave me the weather. What indignance! Then I shook it and asked it a question, and all it did was give me directions.
I'm going back to the bag-phones, this is ridiculous
I had the same problem when I tried to get it to heat up my coffee... all it would do is give me the weather!I tried to get the iPhone to do my homework...
and it just stared at me, and then gave me the weather. What indignance! Then I shook it and asked it a question, and all it did was give me directions.
I'm going back to the bag-phones, this is ridiculous
This bug needs to be fixed!
You know I heard iPhone 2.0 will actually chew your food for you. Take that other cell phones!I had the same problem when I tried to get it to heat up my coffee... all it would do is give me the weather!
This bug needs to be fixed!
My iPhone is obviously broken... I tried to use it as a remote control for the TV and DVD player... Didn't work. Then I tried to use it as a navigation system for turn by turn directions. It didn't tell me to turn... At least that is what I told the officer .
GuyFawkes
.GuyFawkes
Wait, isn't that what the iHome is supposed to do?My iPhone is obviously broken... I tried to use it as a remote control for the TV and DVD player... Didn't work. Then I tried to use it as a navigation system for turn by turn directions. It didn't tell me to turn... At least that is what I told the officer
GuyFawkes
Ah yes, you're right... I think it's the iHome that will clean your kids room and make the bed...The officer told me that I should have bought the iRoad product.
GuyFawkes
Hopefully he didn't iTicket you...The officer told me that I should have bought the iRoad product.
GuyFawkes
Hey, unlike my NavTech (Nav-***** as wifey calls it) my iPhone agrees with my wife as to road directions when using Google maps.
This is an amazing development, and Apple/Google should be congratulated!
I mean, I'm sad my iPhone doesn't wash my car or cook dinner, but hell, MY WIFE AND MY iPhone AGREE!
Technology is amazing! LOL
This is an amazing development, and Apple/Google should be congratulated!
I mean, I'm sad my iPhone doesn't wash my car or cook dinner, but hell, MY WIFE AND MY iPhone AGREE!
Technology is amazing! LOL
Okay, now THAT is a huge accomplishment.
What happens though when you refuse to ask for directions? Who does the iPhone side with? LOL
The other thing I have noticed is that since getting the iPhone I spend too much time amusing myself with it... So the next product my boss would like me to buy is the iWork... He is pretty sure that it has to get more done than I do since a bunch of us in the office bought iPhones! 
GuyFawkes
GuyFawkes
iThink you might go to iJail if you iKill someone... No a good iDea...I seriously think I'm going to kill someone if I hear another "i" play on words.
iJoke of course!
hehehehehehe
My iPhone dispenses toothpaste, which is all I really care about.Apple should be sued. My iPhone must be defective. It won't do the following things properly...
- Wash my car
- Do my laundry
- Play DVDs (I can't believe they forgot a slot for DVDs!)
- Act as a Remote for my TV
- Move the Lawn
- Shave my Legs
- Where's the button to switch to AM/FM Radio?
- Clip my Toenails
- Read my Mind
Anyone else have these problems! We should all demand a refund!
Freakin Conan got my hopes up.Apple should be sued. My iPhone must be defective. It won't do the following things properly...
- Wash my car
- Do my laundry
- Play DVDs (I can't believe they forgot a slot for DVDs!)
- Act as a Remote for my TV
- Move the Lawn
- Shave my Legs
- Where's the button to switch to AM/FM Radio?
- Clip my Toenails
- Read my Mind
Anyone else have these problems! We should all demand a refund!