Responses to "can I see your iPhone?"

[DD0]

Let's come up with some good responses so you don't have to be a total ass hole when people ask if they can touch your iPhone. I'll start.

*It has a lot of my personal info, sorry.

 

[IceTrAiN]

"I'm allergic to other peoples finger sweat...besides, I don't think you want warts on your hands anyway."

 

[RLK]

I would, but I don't know where your hands have been!

 

[gentlegiantcraig]

Its a iPhone not a U-phone

 

[robhon]

I'm always surprised at the number of attractive women who ask if they can touch it. So, my response always has to be...

"Sorry sweetheart, I'm a married man."

 

[gentlegiantcraig]

I'm always surprised at the number of attractive women who ask if they can touch it. So, my response always has to be...

"Sorry sweetheart, I'm a married man."

Nice one.

 

[ctigera]

Hot co-worker: "Can I see your phone?"

Geeky IT tech with cool iPhone: "Can I see your panties?" lol

 

[wjp09]

Let's come up with some good responses so you don't have to be a total ass hole when people ask if they can touch your iPhone. I'll start.

*It has a lot of my personal info, sorry.

I wizard put a spell on it and if any touches it it would explode

 

[elbodude]

Let's come up with some good responses so you don't have to be a total ass hole when people ask if they can touch your iPhone. I'll start.

*It has a lot of my personal info, sorry.

If I can see your b00bs.

 

[Fred87nc]

you know i thought I was gonna be picky with my phone but after seeing how scratch resistance it is, and Since i got a case on it, I let anyone i Know hold it, and without worrying too. lol but the its a iPhone not a u phone is pretty funny

 

[robhon]

If I can see your b00bs.

Just, not clever. Come on people! Gotta do better than this.

 

[rcossy1023]

sure just give me your pink slip as collateral

 

[Maaz]

Its a iPhone not a U-phone

my favorite so far.

 

[Britna]

I say... "If only I had one..."

 

[mdixon1988]

This thing is so high tech, it only recognizes my fingerprint!

 

[Cybropm]

Sorry

Sorry there buddy, but I don't want your ball scratch touching my screen.

 

[Survivor61]

Cut-n-dry answer, pretty easy.

"NO!"

 

[TrippalHealicks]

Cut-n-dry answer, pretty easy.

"NO!"

I like to use "I'm afraid not." lol

 

[MomPOM]

"It's an iPhone, not a uPhone." Classic! Give that person a prize!

 

[babyKeikz]

Its a iPhone not a U-phone

this is the funniest one yet.
i'm going to use it...
...when i get my iPhone